helllllo fellow grumpy girls!! welcome to the blog of cynics. i decided to finally kick off this blog today since it's my 40th b-day. i know several of you are also turning 40 this year and those who aren't are equally bitter for their own reasons, so let's unite and let the ass-kicking begin!
eff off!
ReplyDeletejust kidding.
happy birthday, kelly! i'm right behind you.
you people are way older than me. i don't turn 40 until april. at which time i'll be in des moines again, so you'll hear the bitch eruption firsthand.
ReplyDeletemindy, at least you didn't forget your child's b-day like, um, some people on this blog.
ReplyDeleteand jen...i thought you weren't back until this summer...april?? oy. are we ready for your re-entry?
i'm not 40 until may. if you are younger than that, i don't want to hear about it.
ReplyDeletedo i need a stage name? i don't know who the fug everyone is.
May for me, too.
ReplyDeleteAnd yes, I forgot my child's birthday. But it was my husband who forgot to pick said child up from daycare on his birthday. Which offense is worse?
i don't know what all you bitches are trying to prove with your "i'm not 40 until april/may" comments, but in a wee, few months you, too, will join me in carrying this sucktitude weight of four decades.
ReplyDeletei just found a bunch of gray hairs corkscrewing out of my scalp. so that's shitty. anyway, we'll be back in april. and at that time, i am hoping to have just a few goddamn minutes to myself for the first time in 10 goddamn months. whoops. did i just say that?
ReplyDeletecan't wait to have your bitterness back stateside again. family shmamily.
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